JACOBS LADDER
I dunno how this was supposed to ever be fun, I suppose it’s better than the £1 crap asda sell.
Crap I used to have
OGH28
THE OGH 28 “BRICK GAME”
I used to enjoy a go on this, I think it came to an end when batteries leaked all over the insides. Some comedy in the instructions.
Your welcome to use the “crapiusedtohave” tag to share info on crap you used to own and sometimes remember fondly, as long as you have a bit of text to go with it.
RED WRITING IS BAD MMKAY
Substitute English teacher we had for a few months hated me, all other reds are for not doing homework.
“Chris is not paying attention in class and he has not produced the standard of work he is capable of because he is actively joining in with the disruptive element in the class, I am very worried because he chose to do this. He prefers to watch Table football than do his homework”
I was playing table football in class with some fellas, I had my back to the board, I knew it would piss her off.
THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY:
“Chris has an increasingly negative attitude and is very abrupt when spoken to about his attitude. He is rude and insolent when he does not get the answer he expects and his attitude to work needs to be improved upon”
This is because someone lifted my diary off my desk and threw it in the bin, when she asked me to retrieve it I told her I was not going too because I was not responsible for putting it in the bin, she lost her temper and made me go outside.
Iphone 4g Announced, for those of you that missed it!
[19:14] < @Mr_Fox> http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/07/steve-jobs-live-from-wwdc-2010/
[19:14] < @Mr_Fox> steve jobs is like a rogue dictator
[19:14] < @Mr_Fox> we made good progress with the grain last year
[19:14] < @Mr_Fox> but we found 10% of slaves still had a few minutes a day to praise
[19:15] < @Mr_Fox> so now i present…
[19:24] < @Mr_Fox> iwhip
NEW DR WHO IS BOLLOCKS
Antimatter tears
Really hurt my fucking eyes
But my tardis is broken
So I cant go back to Tesco
Daleks to the left of me
Nazis to the left
Skaro don`t have no toilets
Cause Davros lives in a fucking commode
Im going to a party tonight
Well, back in 1970, I must fly
Backwards and fowards its hard to keep track
Why do I never regenerate black?
The plot was written by a fucktard
So all I need is luck and this warm bag of fish
The cybermen made a critical mistake
Thier agent was a battenburg cake
EMOCHOP
I’m always too late
somehow keep missing
its not cool to smile
something is wrong
Where did I go right?
Forget where I`m going
Should have turned left
Something is wrong
Makes no sense to me
No it isn`t clear
everyone is leaving
Something is wrong
EMOCHOP, has been undertaken, very poor one this time I will admit.
Glow
Once again beneath the glow
Time to repeat the exercise
Despise, Deceive and Decline
Decipher, hell no
Trying to make a way through
Jumping around but always coming down
Up, down, backwards and left
Forwards, are you joking?
The noise is back again
Message is not clear, listen harder please
Ask again tomorrow
Again, repeat?
They made it too complicated
Its just too simple
Who really understands
Understand?, Thought not!
I thought this was better that the usual trash I end up with.
Also its fucking impossible to paste things into this bollocks
THIS IS CODE601
AS YOU CAN SEE, HE IS IN CONTROL!!!
