RED WRITING IS BAD MMKAY
Substitute English teacher we had for a few months hated me, all other reds are for not doing homework.
“Chris is not paying attention in class and he has not produced the standard of work he is capable of because he is actively joining in with the disruptive element in the class, I am very worried because he chose to do this. He prefers to watch Table football than do his homework”
I was playing table football in class with some fellas, I had my back to the board, I knew it would piss her off.
THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY:
“Chris has an increasingly negative attitude and is very abrupt when spoken to about his attitude. He is rude and insolent when he does not get the answer he expects and his attitude to work needs to be improved upon”
This is because someone lifted my diary off my desk and threw it in the bin, when she asked me to retrieve it I told her I was not going too because I was not responsible for putting it in the bin, she lost her temper and made me go outside.
EMOCHOP
I’m always too late
somehow keep missing
its not cool to smile
something is wrong
Where did I go right?
Forget where I`m going
Should have turned left
Something is wrong
Makes no sense to me
No it isn`t clear
everyone is leaving
Something is wrong
EMOCHOP, has been undertaken, very poor one this time I will admit.
Glow
Once again beneath the glow
Time to repeat the exercise
Despise, Deceive and Decline
Decipher, hell no
Trying to make a way through
Jumping around but always coming down
Up, down, backwards and left
Forwards, are you joking?
The noise is back again
Message is not clear, listen harder please
Ask again tomorrow
Again, repeat?
They made it too complicated
Its just too simple
Who really understands
Understand?, Thought not!
I thought this was better that the usual trash I end up with.
Also its fucking impossible to paste things into this bollocks
DrNerdware identity theft Suspect 1
See - SEE!
This man was seen lurking around nerdwares flat and following him to the chippy, He should be considered bearded and dangerous. Do not approach this man, or any man with a heavy beard. Contact your local barbers if you know his whereabouts.
A Poem For Asda
Theres a time each week
When the cupboards are bare
You want somefink to eat
But there aint nuffink there
No use in moaning
It wont fix itself
You need to go shopping
To restock your shelf
You might use a bus
Or you could drive your Mazda
Theres one thing for sure
You’re going to Asda
They have loads of food
For you to nom
They even stock mops
For when you shall vom
Eating too much?
Like Algustus Gloop?
Get some loo roll
Cos your going to poop
You might use a bus
Or you could drive your Mazda
Theres one thing for sure
You’re going to Asda
We all can go there
And get something for less
A bottle of pop
Or a tank top and Vest
Such variety of choice
We can hardly complain
They even stock bleech
To put down your drain
You might use a bus
Or you could drive your Mazda
Theres one thing for sure
You’re going to Asda
Its open today
One and all would agree
You can even go in
For a poo or a wee
The staff are supreme
They make it a treat
To do all your shopping
Just dont pee on their feet
You might use a bus
Or you could drive your Mazda
Theres one thing for sure
You’re going to Asda
