JACOBS LADDER
I dunno how this was supposed to ever be fun, I suppose it’s better than the £1 crap asda sell.
Crap I used to have
THE OGH 28 “BRICK GAME”
I used to enjoy a go on this, I think it came to an end when batteries leaked all over the insides. Some comedy in the instructions.
Your welcome to use the “crapiusedtohave” tag to share info on crap you used to own and sometimes remember fondly, as long as you have a bit of text to go with it.
RED WRITING IS BAD MMKAY
Substitute English teacher we had for a few months hated me, all other reds are for not doing homework.
“Chris is not paying attention in class and he has not produced the standard of work he is capable of because he is actively joining in with the disruptive element in the class, I am very worried because he chose to do this. He prefers to watch Table football than do his homework”
I was playing table football in class with some fellas, I had my back to the board, I knew it would piss her off.
THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY:
“Chris has an increasingly negative attitude and is very abrupt when spoken to about his attitude. He is rude and insolent when he does not get the answer he expects and his attitude to work needs to be improved upon”
This is because someone lifted my diary off my desk and threw it in the bin, when she asked me to retrieve it I told her I was not going too because I was not responsible for putting it in the bin, she lost her temper and made me go outside.
Nerdware faces a challenger:
VS the true original
Tough call, Poll needed…
Edit Mon 28th June
Since the time of original publication the bearded challenger (top pic) was later identified as WayneJones… a prolific internet sex terrorist who is not welcome in the blur. At no point was Nerdwares beard royalty crown ever under threat, the original post was purely for fun and the editor of this site acknowledges that Nerdware will always be the chatroom beardlord and that daleks rule supreme.


















